Brutal Panda Records

COUCH SLUT - Vice Presidential Unwelcome - Beige T-Shirt

Name: COUCH SLUT - Vice Presidential Unwelcome - Beige T-Shirt
Brand: Brutal Panda Records
Price: 30.0 USD
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COUCH SLUT drop this double-sided new shirt in honor of one politician's alleged love for soft, cozy furniture. Features front and back prints with a photo of the band's practice space on the back.

50% of proceeds to benefit the Palestine Children's Relief Fund (www.pcrf.net)

About:

I lived with two addicts, only one of whom (the sociopath) survived, and all I got was this opportunistic t-shirt suggesting vice presidential candidate JD Vance had sex with my couch and I named my band after him.*

*He did have sex with the couch.

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